Monday, May 21, 2012

Brittany McMullen

They landed in my yard last night. I was scared out of mind. “Greetings earthling” they said but I didn’t reply because I was too scared. “You look like you’ve seen a….” they began to look in a dictionary. “A ghost” one of the green things said. I was a little startled at first until I realized they were harmless.
“We would like to know about your planet” they said and I simply told them “I honestly don’t know much about the world or the planet I live on, but I know a lot about my country at least from my point of view. I can tell you about that.”
“Great! That would be just fine.” The little green things exclaimed.
“Well if you really want to know, I live in the United states of America. Apparently it was founded on July 4, 1776 by a man named Christopher Columbus. That’s what they taught me in school but I have my own beliefs. Here in America we have this documentation called the Declaration of Independence. In this document it states that “All men are created equal.”
(This is a bunch of bologna if you ask me)
To a certain extent is this statement true. I will say that all men are created the same way but they are definitely not treated equally.
For example, there’s this thing called slavery. It started a long time ago where whites owned property along with African Americans, but they made the African Americans work for them. They were deprived of an education, food; clothing and some were even separated from their families to do manual labor. These human beings were sold like they were property and even beaten. Sometimes, to death, and for no reason at all. Eventually, our government passed laws to abolish slavery.  Sounds like a good idea right?  Well in many ways African Americans were looked at as inferior (meaning less than or lower in rank) to whites; and to this day they still are. However, in the past, they couldn’t get certain jobs because of the color of their skin. They couldn’t eat in certain places or get the same type of education as a white person.

 
Remember, “All men are created equal.” Does it seem that way?
"Im not sure" replied one of the martians. Well not to me. Racism is a huge factor that has and probably will always determine a person’s place in society. Racism has led to blacks being mistreated all over the world. For instance, this african american boy named Emmett Till was murdered after he was accused of “flirting with a white woman in 1955. Things like this make me say that the country in which I live in is hypocrisy. I didnt know that flirting was a crime. Too bad he wasnt even doing so.
Unfortunately, my green friends, America Isnt what most people think it is. People are treated unfairly all accross the world but i can only speak on what I've witnessed. Overall, America is a huge hipocrisy in which all men arent treated equally.


Andy Folan


Freakonomics and realise how there is a statistical reason for almost every phenomenon that occurs.

Outsiders and we see how when Americans are left to themselves they create factions that can cause wars


The lights in the house fluctuate as a loud sound is heard around my house. I run outside to see what has happened. I see two beings standing at my gate. “Hey, can I help you two?” I say quickly.
“Oh hey, not to scare you but we are from Mars.


In 1984 the government is to scared to let the people live their lives with free thoughts and actions.








It is not what is on the outside, its what is on the inside...SIKE! by Sean

I was watching the news when all of a sudden...BOOM! I heard somewhat of a giant thud in my backyard. I was home alone. So i took action. I ran and grabbed my dad's shotgun. I ran outside. I run out and see...


 

I pull the trigger. But the bullet floats in mid air. "WE come in peace." said their leader. "Well then WTF are you doing in  my backyard." I reply. "All we request is that you tell us about this world."they reply innocently. I was so scared I pissed my pants. "So basically a summary of this planet. I can do that. OK, there are these people we like to call stereotypes. Stereotypes are a simplified and standardized conception or image invested with special meaning and held in common by members of a group. So, some examples are black people LOVE watermelon

White girls have no body features.

I beg to differ.
Mexicans only play soccer.


And all rappers are bad influences because they smoke and use explicit language.

Yea, sure.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Jalen Mead

Jalen Mead
                                                                    What is America


I run outside because i see a purple light. The color purple blinds me.




Aliens come out the ship they were green and weird. I was scared because i heard that aliens destroy the earth.
"Hello earthling we come for peace my name is Ziggler and this is my friend Zero we cant o find out things about the planet Earth. Not just Earth but America. We chosen you because you seem you are a very smart person." They should see my grades i said in my head. "What is America about my friend." "America is about talent. That's what i believe i believe America is about talent because i watch these 3 shows every time it come on". "Do you want to see these shows" i asked hoping they say yes. "Sure earthling". "Follow me". "This first show is called A.B.D.C America best dance crew.
It shows how America know how to dance. You can never find dancers like this besides America." They loved the show and started dancing they had some moves. Seemed like pros dancing like the people on TV.
"Do you have other examples you can show us in how America is talented". "Well yes i do this next show is called The Voice. this show is about people trying to make it in the singing world by singing their butt off.
"Wow you Americans really know how to sing who is the man with the cat. He seems like he is very weird." how he dress..
"O.M.G that dude is a nut case". I laughed at what Zero said he doesn't talk much but i cant tell he is funny.That man is Cee-lo-Green i don't really listen to him but he is a good singer and yes my friends he is weird you should see "The last show i will show you is The Reawakening this show is an acting show another way how America is talented". "Wow isn't these people funny". said ziggler. "Well our ship is waiting on us but thanks for the advice Jalen". "How did you know my name". "Were mind readers you idiot no I'm just kidding we saw it on your picture."

Carolina, Rachel and Anna



Independence

By: Anna Dennis



I woke up to a loud whirring noise and bright lights shining through my windows. I looked over at my clock and saw 4:12 am.




I groaned and dragged myself out of bed. I tried to peer out the window but the light that from the backyard was too bright. I tip toed down the stairs and out the backyard. I slowly opened my door and saw a large silver circular spaceship! Suddenly a platform came down from the spaceship and mist surrounded it.


Two dark green fat creatures came down. They only had one eye and two antennas sticking up from their head.





            “Hello earthling! We come in pieces!”

            “You mean peace?”

            “Right! I’m Sophie and this is Pierre.”
            “I’m Anna. Can I help you?” I asked feeling confused. What were they doing here?
            “Were collecting information for our planet called Nacirema. What is America like?” asked Sophie.

            
            “Um… Sure. That is a pretty broad question but America really values independence. If they need to they will fight to gain it.”
            The aliens just stared at me blankly.
            “I’ll be back.”
            I ran to my room scrambling and sliding through the door. I pulled three books off of the bookshelf after scanning it quickly.
            “Read this.” I told them as I handed them Eragon.

They thumbed through the book in less then a second.
            “Interesting!” said Sophie.
            “Did you read it?” I asked.
            “We have a photo graphic memory and we can use all of our brains, as opposed to humans who only use part, which helps us process things in a couple of milliseconds.” Explained Pierre.

            “Anyways… Eragon is trying to help the kingdom defeat the evil king. The king has all the power so he can do anything he wants without any consequences. The people want independence from him.”
            “I think we are beginning to understand.” Said the aliens.
            “Okay next is a book called The Giver by Lowis Lowry.” The aliens skimmed it again as I began to explain. “In The Giver, Jonas leaves because he wants independence. The government is controlling him and inflicting pain on him. He wants to be able to make his own decisions.”

            “Ahhhh… We see now!” said Sophie.
            “And this is one of my favorite book: Mockingjay. It is part of the series Hunger Games.

Katniss starts a rebellion because the Capitol was controlling and killing innocent people from all of the districts. She wants the people to be able to live out their lives as they want and not have a predestined future. America is like this. They like to be in control and separate. They need to be able to make their own choices or they will band together like they did in the Hunger Games to get justice.”

            “We completely understand now!” said Pierre. “Thank you!”
            “Now I can understand why America is so different from other countries!” said Sophie.
            “Bye!” they shouted.
            “Bye.” I murmured as I watched the spaceship fly off into space. I watched it until it was just a little speck that looked no bigger then the stars.


            Looking around and pinching myself I thought, “Did that really just happen?” I then proceeded to faint.   


Mars Wants Knowledge
By: Carolina Cannon


I just came home from watching Mars Needs Moms at a friend’s house. It was late and I was tired.  


That’s why I thought I was hallucinating when the space ship appeared. Down came three Martians colored green wearing baggy pants and “The Hungry Games” t-shirts.


     “Hello earthling,” they said.  "I'm Binky, he's Dinky, and she's Pinky," the first Martian said gesturing down the line.
     “Right,” I said slightly amused after looking at their t-shirts.  “So can I go home now or are you going to abduct me?”
           
"No!" one said appalled.  "That is a common misconception of us!  We come for knowledge, not humans!" 
“Well, what do you want to know?" I asked.
"What's your idea about America?" Pinky inquired.
“I think it is a great country, but it is a little backwards with its different and sometimes illogical ideas.  Ummm, here let me explain.  I'll use three books to help everyone understand." I said.
"First, we need proper American cuisine...can we get some hamburgers and fries?"  Before I could say or do anything, they disappeared and came back just as fast with loads of McDonalds merchandise.

"Okay, now that you're ready.  The first novel I will use to explain this is The Giver by: Lois Lowry,” I started.

“America tends to provide everything for the people.  If you need it, the government will provide it.  That could be good, but the people rely too heavily on the government for basics like food and insurance. 

"No one works for himself or herself anymore.  The people doing the honest work get the worst of it.  They are getting taxed while other people aren't working at all.  The common people are shielded from pain.

"The next book is The Outsiders by: S. E. Hinton.

In the Outsiders, there are many stereotypes.  It touches on a lot of teen issues, but it seemed to be making a comment about Society.  There is always going to be someone that doesn't fit under a label.  We are too quick to judge, and then someone is misinterpreted. Sometimes, the labels are accurate, but most of the time, they are obstructions to actually knowing someone.”


“Can we get more hamburgers?” asked Binky.
“The last book is And Then There Were None by: Agatha Christie. 

That book focuses on crimes that are committed, but people cannot get prosecuted or don’t.  In America, there are people (mostly celebrities) that commit crimes and get away with it.  A crime like drunk driving is judged differently for a celebrity and a civilian.”


“I guess America does have some weird ideas that constitutes as ‘backwards,” remarked Dinky. 

They climbed aboard their space ship and took off.  They probably left with many questions about America.  I only had one.





            “What just happened?”


Skinny is beautiful and Black people love chicken
By Rachel Williams



I was lying in my backyard one day counting the stars. It was a quite peaceful night and everyone in the house was asleep.













THEN, A LARGE OBJECT CAME CRASHING INTO MY YARD AND TWO BIGHEADED MARTIANS WELCOMED THEMSELVES.



“I am Buzz and this is Cheez. We have traveled here to learn about life in the great land of America,” said the two Martians.



Aaaahhhhh yes, America, land of the free and home of the brave,



We have lots of food that’s about it.


We have a lot of money too.

We live in a world where everyone and everything is stereotyped. America very closed-minded.

This is Americas only image of beauty.
It is close-minded because if you don’t fit this perfect image of tall, skinny, and long hair then you aren’t considered “beautiful”.





Girls and women try and alter their looks to fit this image of “beauty”.



The Martians asked for some Cheetos Cheese Puffs,
So I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a bag. I walked back into the backyard to find no Cheez or Buzz. They returned with two bucket of chicken and a jug of Kool-Aid.

We just took a trip to Atlanta and brought back some chicken. It looked really delicious in this picture” Cheez and Buzz said

Do you and your family eat this type? Cheez asked.
America is very stereotypical and thats what portrayed in the media.




Not ALL Black people eat chicken,


some Asians CAN drive,








and Irishmen aren’t ALWAYS drunk.

Just to name a few stereotypes.
America portrays these stereotypes in movies, commercials, magazines, television shows, books, and artwork.

American movies like Norbit show many stereotypes against ethnic groups. It stereotypes Black men and women as loud, rude, aggressive, and eat unhealthy food.





Another popular movie with many stereotypes is White Chicks. It stereotypes blonde White women as rich and shallow. It stereotypes male athletes as rich and flashy.


               There are many stereotypes in America that are portrayed through media.

Chezz and Buzz climbed into their hovercraft and closed the door. I watched as they took off into the sky and within seconds were out of sight. I looked up into the sky and saw the sun was beginning to rise. The birds were chirping and I heard my alarm clock go off inside the house


DANG, IT’S TIME FOR SCHOOL.